I've discovered what kind of feminist I am, finally. I'm a Kacelnikist, the central tenet of which is that patriarchy is the enemy, not other genders:
It’s patriarchy that says men are stupid and monolithic and unchanging and incapable. It’s patriarchy that says men have animalistic instincts and just can’t stop themselves from harassing and assaulting. It’s patriarchy that says men can only be attracted by certain qualities, can only have particular kinds of responses, can only experience the world in narrow ways. Feminism holds that men are capable of more – are more than that.So fight the power, my brothers.